Boys are cheats and liars,
They're such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-

-ball, baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you're a whore-

-ticulturists studies flowers,
Geologists studies rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock-

-roaches, beetles,
Butterflies and bugs,
Nothing makes him happier
Than a giant pair of jug-

-glers and acrobats
And a dancing bear named Chuck
All guy's really want to do is...
Forget it, no such luck.